Silent Hill 3 - Robbie The Rabbit Figures by Gecco

Holy crap!! Why are these so expensive??

$30 for a 5poa 3.75" figure?

FUCK THAT.

Flocked hair tho...

I don't care if it sucks your dick, it's not worth it at that price point. And I LOVE Silent Hill.

Ugh. I know it's really not likely to happen but I would like to have Silent Hill figures based on more of the actual monsters. Robbie is just an amusement park mascot, his most notable involvement is that Heather finds a corpse wearing the costume.

Yeah, that's it. Nothing else for Robbie whatsoever within the context of the game, which makes this figure doubly worthless.

However, you're familiar with the Figma Pyramid Head and Bobble Head Nurse, yes?

Yeah I have the Pyramid Head and I considered the nurse briefly for a time but they aren't among my favorite monsters and I'm iffy about how they kind of mixed the SH2 design with the movie version to make it more "sexy." Those two are it though, this franchise has more than two memorable monsters but that's it for figures. I get that there's a lot of Silent Hill designs that aren't necessarily something you'd want on the shelf (Abstract Daddy should never be something someone wants) but I mean c'mon not even a Valtiel figure.

Eew, that would be the creepiest toy ever, especially if you understood the context.

And the nurses' design in SH2 were absolutely sexual already, as they represented James' repressed urges due to his wife's ongoing illness. As a result, I feel the Figma represented them very accurately. I don't think they were additionally sexed up based on the movie design at all. Just check out the following screenshot:


Now compare that to the Figma...it's almost identical:


As for additional figures, I'd love just about anything from SH2, especially the mannequins.

How about some actual Silent Hill monsters like Pyramid Head / protagonists for a change instead of these P.O.S.?

And yet... there IS an Abstract Daddy resin kit on etsy... lol