Re: Getting the Most Out of Stretching Out For Balls?
 

Newbie here so sorry if this is in the wrong section but i have a question regarding these figures well mainly packaging.

Your listening to K-toy, 97.9 The Ark..... Today we are talking toy packaging and answering all of your questions out there....we are joined today by the good folks over on toyark to lend their expert advice....looks to be a really good show today, so we will get started.... lets go to lines.....first up we have Audrey from the internet....go ahead caller, do you have a question???

I'm confused, am I missing the point here??

I'm sure there's a grammatical error somewhere in that title that prevents it from making sense to me...

Leave my balls out of this, man.

This is more than mildly entertaining…Alright, this thread has successfully appealed to some of the more puerile aspects of my nature…

I find that assuming a spread eagle stance, gently shifting one’s body weight from one side to the other, making certain to bend at the corresponding knee, does quite nicely to loosen up the loins…

Remember: stretching is the first and most important tenet when engaging in any physical activity.

My sons football manager say, " a loose groin is a happy groin." Very important before a kick about or a proper footy match.

^^Wise man. You need a limber groin to get full range on kicks and maximum torque when kicking the snot out of "balls." ;)