Originally Posted by Optimus Vader (Post 297925)

A fat dude is approaching... he's looking right at the pallet! I turn the opposite way as him and dart off. I go flying down an aisle looking for a safe place to open this case... he comes after me... "WTF!" He's literally power-walking parrallel to me an aisle down... so it's that peek a boo walk thing where someone is going the same pace as you.. only this is intentional,.. and intense. So I stop, cut like Sweetness, and tucked that case under my arm and fucking ran to cosmetics (just where I ended up--weird). "Ok, here's the spot! No one is around.. I lost that dude... finally, Hulk will be mine!" I bust out my shed key, slice that case, rip out the three gems,.. look left and there's the dude... "Uh oh.. he found me!"

Originally Posted by Optimus Vader (Post 297925)

So I decided to hit a Walmart out of my area this evening since I've had zero luck at any of my regulars. This one isn't that far (25-30 minutes away), but it's way out of my way. The others are in between my house and work. Anyway,.. time for a little story..

I walk into this "new to me" Walmart, and just like every other Walmart I've been to, the toy section is in the complete opposite end of the building as the entrance, but that's another story. So I'm making my way towards the wing of this giant store that has toys and just as I hit mile marker two, I see pallets with boxes,.. lots of boxes,.. so I kick it into high gear. Then I get there and it's all juice and lotions and TP and what not. "Fuck! What a waste!" But wait,.. "what's that noise.. it sounds like wheels rolling across the floor... is that another pile of boxes? Hmm.. probably more TP. These people need a lot of TP.. and diapers, but let me go check anyway." So I walk towards the noise and as I turn the corner I see those toy looking boxes on the pallet that's being brought out. "OMG!" I panic.. I power walk over to the pallet as the guy is wheeling... they are toys... and "is that????? Avengers.. STUDIO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Of course this box is in the middle, towards the bottom, of a giant stack of boxes. So I wait for the dude to drop it and leave. "How do I get this case out without making a scene? Shit! A fat dude is approaching... he's looking right at the pallet! Oh no!" I reach in and just Jenga that shit right out of the pile.. fat boy is now here, but I'm holding the case. Ready for this... I turn the opposite way as him and dart off. I go flying down an aisle looking for a safe place to open this case... he comes after me... "WTF!" He's literally power-walking parrallel to me an aisle down... so it's that peek a boo walk thing where someone is going the same pace as you.. only this is intentional,.. and intense. So I stop, cut like Sweetness, and tucked that case under my arm and fucking ran to cosmetics (just where I ended up--weird). "Ok, here's the spot! No one is around.. I lost that dude... finally, Hulk will be mine!" I bust out my shed key, slice that case, rip out the three gems,.. look left and there's the dude... "Uh oh.. he found me!" But it's too late... I have my three figures and I'm out.. I run to checkout, scan scan scan swipe.. boom.. I'm out. I just raided that Walmart like a boss.

If you're reading this, man who lost to me this evening,.. you lost to a better man tonight.

http://i855.photobucket.com/albums/a...s/5c17a5b5.jpg

Originally Posted by Optimus Vader (Post 297925)

So I decided to hit a Walmart out of my area this evening since I've had zero luck at any of my regulars. This one isn't that far (25-30 minutes away), but it's way out of my way. The others are in between my house and work. Anyway,.. time for a little story..

I walk into this "new to me" Walmart, and just like every other Walmart I've been to, the toy section is in the complete opposite end of the building as the entrance, but that's another story. So I'm making my way towards the wing of this giant store that has toys and just as I hit mile marker two, I see pallets with boxes,.. lots of boxes,.. so I kick it into high gear. Then I get there and it's all juice and lotions and TP and what not. "Fuck! What a waste!" But wait,.. "what's that noise.. it sounds like wheels rolling across the floor... is that another pile of boxes? Hmm.. probably more TP. These people need a lot of TP.. and diapers, but let me go check anyway." So I walk towards the noise and as I turn the corner I see those toy looking boxes on the pallet that's being brought out. "OMG!" I panic.. I power walk over to the pallet as the guy is wheeling... they are toys... and "is that????? Avengers.. STUDIO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Of course this box is in the middle, towards the bottom, of a giant stack of boxes. So I wait for the dude to drop it and leave. "How do I get this case out without making a scene? Shit! A fat dude is approaching... he's looking right at the pallet! Oh no!" I reach in and just Jenga that shit right out of the pile.. fat boy is now here, but I'm holding the case. Ready for this... I turn the opposite way as him and dart off. I go flying down an aisle looking for a safe place to open this case... he comes after me... "WTF!" He's literally power-walking parrallel to me an aisle down... so it's that peek a boo walk thing where someone is going the same pace as you.. only this is intentional,.. and intense. So I stop, cut like Sweetness, and tucked that case under my arm and fucking ran to cosmetics (just where I ended up--weird). "Ok, here's the spot! No one is around.. I lost that dude... finally, Hulk will be mine!" I bust out my shed key, slice that case, rip out the three gems,.. look left and there's the dude... "Uh oh.. he found me!" But it's too late... I have my three figures and I'm out.. I run to checkout, scan scan scan swipe.. boom.. I'm out. I just raided that Walmart like a boss.

If you're reading this, man who lost to me this evening,.. you lost to a better man tonight.

http://i855.photobucket.com/albums/a...s/5c17a5b5.jpg

Originally Posted by FrankCastle (Post 298049)

I have an extra Cap available. PM me if anybody needs him

Originally Posted by Helix326 (Post 298075)

Only temporary fix for the shield. It's not as bad as everyone says but I would still like The First Avenger shield if anyone has a spare or wants to part with it.

http://i.imgur.com/nGo1P.jpg

Originally Posted by T16skyhopp (Post 298082)

The first avenger shield doesn't fit over Modern Caps forearm/glove armor very well.

Originally Posted by LORD MARVEL (Post 298087)

What i did was jus cut the damn straps where it fits nice and snugg and super glued it. Boom!

Originally Posted by KingLouie731 (Post 298038)

I'm so proud of you way to go bro

Originally Posted by shanghei (Post 297950)

Thats pretty funny.

Originally Posted by grayfox (Post 297975)

This should have been filmed, sir.

Originally Posted by FrankCastle (Post 298009)

That sounds like something from a Kevin Smith flick OV! :D

Originally Posted by Helix326 (Post 298057)

I really should have thought better. I would have grabbed that Hulk for you. I wasn't thinking straight I'm really sorry. You were really flexible and what do you get in return. Me not thinking! I'll be there in that town tomorrow again running errands with my fiance. If I pick him up. I'll ask for the Cap too. anything else you need?

Originally Posted by Optimus Vader (Post 298209)

Anything is possible, but I'm willing to bet those Hulks won't be around when you go back. Three WM's by me ended up getting a case in last night (I actually knew of this and is why I scored last night). After I scored mine at a WM that closes at 10, I stopped into a 24 hr WM, knowing if they did get the expected case in, they were likely already picked over, but what the hell.. it's right around the corner from my house. So this picture here is one WM last night, I did the same thing to the one I hit, and the third was also a 10 pm closer, so I didn't get to stop until this morning on my way in from work... Hulk, HE, and Loki, were gone at 7:30 am this morning when I stopped in (a Cap, Thor, and 2 IM).

WM #2..

http://i855.photobucket.com/albums/a...r/f747675e.jpg

..what's lying next to the empty case is one Cap, Thor, and IM.

Originally Posted by WeaponHEX (Post 298213)