[Jason Abbadon]

Quote:

Originally Posted by Boba Fettuccini

@Hank: Mary Jane doesn't have a ponytail. Moving the ponytail won't work either. I tried it allllll.

@LapuLapu: That wouldn't be comic accurate though. :/

@Jason: I assumed it was more like...

BA: Hey man, you guys crazy! What did you do to ma' van fool? Imma kill you suckas! Imma KILL YOU SUCKAS-

Strange: Mr Baracus, I'm sure there's something we can do about the van... The mystical arts are full of solutions.

Deadpool: Honest mistake, really. I don't know what happened. Hey, could you say "I pity da foo"? just say it once. I gotta hear it.

Or-
BA: "I said 1:18th scale, suckas! How am I goona drive in that?!
Strange: "I can fix.."
BA: OH NO, Bitch! you wiggle yo fingers at me and I'll blow them the fuck off!"

Wade and face exchance glances, heave the van at BA and the scene freezes as the credits roll and the theme music comes up...