[Jason Abbadon]

DUDE! You need to have that head cast so we can all have a Patton- hell, I'd make you a better body for him.

That's crazy cool....now I gotta go searching for a 1:18th fig of the baddest President ever- Teddy Rooseveldt!
A President so awesome that, in the middle of his term, decides to go camping for a couple of weeks with John Muir- telling everyone to just hold their water till he gets back.
Upon returning, he just..declares...millions of acres to be the first National Parks.
"cause who was going to tell a guy that awesome that it was crazy and probably illegal and...forget it.
He'd have ripped them in two like The Sentry.

Go to any National park, look around and say "Yeah, he was a badass".

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Originally Posted by Optimus Vader

Jesus Christ!

You'd think the Messiah would have better articulation...waist swivel and rocker ankles at least!
And what's with that mullett?!? Next thing you know, he'll have a NASCAR hat and Mountain Dew can...maybe chewing some Skoal.