[Shin Densetsu]

So I was at Toys R Us, a bird on my shoulder told me they might have cool shwag because it was Thor's Day BUT IT WAS WRONG.

I came across the new Amazing Spiderman toys. While these toys LOOK better than that cheap Spiderman line from last year and before with Stretch Strike Venom which was a complete PITA to find and was subsequently the only figure worth buying let alone looking at,

THESE FIGURES HAVE EVEN LESS ARTICULATION!

YES I ALREADY KNEW!

BUT STILL!

THEY LOOK BETTER NEXT TO THE DARK KNIGHT RISES LINE BECAUSE THAT LINE IS EVEN MORE DISAPPOINTING ASIDE FROM ANY MOVIE MASTER THAT ISN'T BATMAN

EVEN SO

I AM DISAPPOINT

THESE ARE ON PAR WITH CLONE WARS FIGURES FOR ARTICULATION BUT EVEN THEN COME ON THIS IS SPIDERMAN

THEN THERE'S THIS ONE THAT MOVES AND STUFF WITH A REMOTE THAT LOOKS LIKE AN ACTION FIGURE IF YOU STEPPED ON IT

I STOOD THERE STANDING LOOKING DOWN OVER A FIGURE ON THE FLOOR, IT SHAMED ME BY JUST BEING THERE I STARED IT DOWN TO MAKE IT FEEL EVEN WORSE. YOU ARE DESTINED FOR ROSS I TOLD IT. WALMART WILL ROLL YOU BACK LIKE THEIR PRICES.

YES I KNOW THERE IS THAT UBER ARTICULATED SPIDERMAN IN WAVE 2 BUT OH GUESS WHAT THE PROTO LOOKED WAY BETTER.

LIZARD? NO.

IN LIGHT OF PETRO PRICES GOING UP WHY WASTE PRECIOUS PETRO MAKING THIS THESE KINDS OF TOYS? OH YES KIDS WILL BUY IT UP...PSYKE!

I HAVE TWO WORDS

SHELF WARM