[shanghei]

Quote:

Originally Posted by Optimus Vader

A fat dude is approaching... he's looking right at the pallet! I turn the opposite way as him and dart off. I go flying down an aisle looking for a safe place to open this case... he comes after me... "WTF!" He's literally power-walking parrallel to me an aisle down... so it's that peek a boo walk thing where someone is going the same pace as you.. only this is intentional,.. and intense. So I stop, cut like Sweetness, and tucked that case under my arm and fucking ran to cosmetics (just where I ended up--weird). "Ok, here's the spot! No one is around.. I lost that dude... finally, Hulk will be mine!" I bust out my shed key, slice that case, rip out the three gems,.. look left and there's the dude... "Uh oh.. he found me!"

Thats pretty funny.