[olslick]

You know why I wish I was rich? I mean Mitt Romney rich. Not so I can afford to pay off these bottom feeding, fuckhead scalpers, who have done nothing at all to deserve a payday and contribute nothing to the culture they constantly exploit... no that's not why.

What I would do is buy up all the pre-sale, midnight showing tickets to the Dark Knight Rises and stand outside the theater, selling the tickets at 2, then maybe 3 times the face value.

I'd do this, just to see how long it takes for the throngs of indignant nerds to round up a bona-fide, torches and pitchforks mob and murder me. I can't imagine it would take very long.

Now I that brings me to my point, when are we gonna tar and feather these motherfuckers?