[Tim]

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Originally Posted by TheBlueMarvel

First -

That's jus' nasty, bruh...you know that farts are actual fecal particulate-matter, right? That's why if you go for the gusto in a fart, you'll actually see a skid mark in your briefs...

Note: people that fart in other people's faces should get KTFO.

Second -

Yeah, maybe you're right. My statements may have been a tad hyperbolic...

Allow me to rephrase: those figs are "complete garbage." Fixed

Addendum: all because I'm a Legends fan doesn't mean I'm a "blind" Legends fan. Contrary to popular notions, being a fan of something doesn't preclude critical assessment. I grew up loving Star Wars, but I could tell you 30 secs out of the theater that the prequels sucked. I have friends I still give a hard time for trying to defend those flics...

Third - (and in summation)

I own the two pack Winter Soldier (Widow/Bucky), and despite the much maligned ball hips, it's still considerably superior to that junk Hasbro put out...there is no ambiguity in my stance on MCU figs, they ain't my thing. That said, I have acknowledged that, on average, MCU figs receive greater TLC than their canon counterparts. That being the case, WTF happened to that Falcon fig? Head sculpt - design execution - uninspired paint...just not very appealing. And for you, someone irritated by "glossy," that figs head looked so lotion'ed up that he may bathe (look, I'm a Brit - grammar joke) in Vaseline to keep a sheen like that...

I've never seen such a detailed Analysis of farts before I got somewhat nauseous reading that lol