[Captain Nash]

So I was in Walmart this morning picking up some special prescription to chase away my bronchitis, and I strode by the toy aisle while I was there. I was surprised at the mix of Legends they had - nothing that hasn't been out and seen already by others, but this is a Walmart that absolutely blows at stocking their toy section. For them to have some figures from the Caliban, Smart Hulk and Wendigo wave was a miracle for them.

Miracles do not last though. I could not find a single solitary Star Wars item. And when I asked about them, they said they got some boxes last week but haven't put any out. They didn't know a thing about it being brand new product or Force Friday or anything. Truly, even if I felt like doing so, this sort of thing absolutely discourages me from evening THINKING about going out for a hunt one evening.