[Ultra Seven]

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Originally Posted by Black Arbor

Anyone else see the New Warriors (2020)? With such BRILLIANT names as:

Screentime! A meme-obsessed teen exposed to an "experimental internet gas"!

Trailblazer! An obese kid with a pocket dimension backpack!

SafeSpace! 'Cause they make big pink forcefields, get it?? And they're the twin sibling of Snowflake!

B-Negative! An edgy faux-hawk version of Morbius!

Snowflake! They throw snowflake shaped shuriken, so like a crappier Iceman! Also are creepily close to their twin sibling SafeSpace, like "Ultimate Pietro and Wanda" close...

Seriously Marvel, you did good with diversity with Ms. Marvel! I love Kamala! Why are you pooping the bed now??

This is what happens when middle-aged white dudes try to write hep young kids and be true to the cultural zeitgeist. I mean, is this really any different than Hypno-Hustler? Or DC’s Ghetto-Blaster? That said, yikes these are bad. I almost don’t believe they’re real.

Edit: Jesus. They are.