[SpasticPlastic]

Wasn't sure if this day would ever come, but I have purchased my first Hasbro figures in over 30 years. I already opened them, so here's some thoughts...

The good:
Big G.I. Joes!
The paint and sculpt are quite nice.
Accessories all have a place to be stored on the figure.

The bad:
Super cheap feeling plastic. Maybe I'm just spoiled by the good plastics used by other companies, but these things feel almost hollow.
Loose, floppy joints. Stupid ab crunch on these is grade A awful. The figures can barely stand upright. I had to superglue the hell out of them.

I have other minor gripes, but I won't go into detail. It was probably just me being disappointed on first impression that I was looking for problems. In any case, now that I have them superglued into static poses, I can appreciate them for the appearance and not begrudge the shitty engineering. I do wish they were 7", but I'll take what I can get.