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Originally Posted by webz

This line actually looks really good. Vintage enough for dad, fun enough for kids, I’m actually quite impressed with the line, now that I’ve seen it in person. My biggest issue with it is that every card I’ve seen has been smashed to hell. Don’t know what happens at Mattel’s factory, but no other toy line has every package toy look like an elephant sat on it,

XD The way it's written. I picture it as a casual interview on the morning news with "Adult Toy Collector" live on location. Starts out super fam friendly...then WHAM-O! That last comma is where they cut back to the studio and try to play it off lol. I'd be watching like, "Hey, wait, hear the man out, it's all true-"

The pre-order is still up!!! What is this wizardry?!?! Pre-ordered.