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I bought a Captain Barbosa from the new Pirates of the Caribbean line last week. He can't stand up by himself, his crutch doesn't reach the floor from his hand or his armpit, and he looks like Captain Crook from the old McDonald's commercials. I can't suitably describe what a useless and ugly toy Barbosa is without using words that would get my post deleted.

The only worse action figures I can think of are the second year of Justice League toys from Mattel, the first ones with knee and elbow articulation. I bought some for my son and my cousin's kids, and they fell apart as soon as they were opened. We sent them to Mattel and had them replaced, and the replacements fell apart. I wouldn't buy Mattel toys for years after that.

EDIT: And as long as I'm thinking about it, all of the regular male crew members in Playmates Star Trek Movie last year line had one leg longer than the other. I think it's why they all came with little chairs.