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Optimus Vader · 05-12-2011, 08:06 AM

Time for a little story. So I took a personal day from work today to do NOTHING. A "mental health day," if you will. So with all of the recent awesome MU releases, random Capt Amer & DoTM finds, I figure why not hit some stores early and see if I get lucky (I work a 9-5, so I'm never in stores before 6pm). My route of four stores (2 Walmarts, 1 Target, 1 TRU) is all mapped out. I walk into the first Walmart around 9:30, say hello to the weirdo they have stationed at the entrance, then I shift myself into high gear and head for toys. As I turn the corner towards the toy section, I see an older woman with a cart full of toy looking cases. I usually don't ask, and have never been there as things (I want) are being unpacked, so I slowly creep by on my way to the good aisle, and notice a Marvel case with the top opened, but couldn't see if it was full or empty. So I go to the MU's and the pegs are way full, so I'm excited... "wtf is this shit! Mordern Thor! Sunfire! FUCKING AIM SOLDIER!?!?!!" As I'm whining to myself the woman that was unpacking goes walking by talking on her walkie talking saying that she's on her way.. she's walking fast.. it must have been huge. So I look around like Bond, James Bond, then sneak over to the cart, but I don't dive right in.. I creep by again.. I don't stop... I give a confused glance down the baby aisle.. not sure why... then I creep back over to the cart and get closer... look over my shoulders then back to the case... I see Spiderwoman... "is she in the kickass new wave?! fuck it.. I'm digging in." So I look in and there's the mother-load... the good shit. I grabbed these fuckers and flew to check out before anyone could see me... I'm so weird. I get to checkout and the woman keeps checking her seat.. yup, she has a seat because she's enormous. "fucking check me out before someone catches me, jabba!" She finally scans my shit.. I swipe my card.. she asks credit or debit like it fucking matters, I'm already past this point on the touchpad,.. boom.. I'm out. Cross off the other three stores, go get a baseball game, go home and relax. Today was a good day.

..Cable is for omega145. Apocalypse is up for trade.

05-12-2011, 08:06 AM	#30
Optimus Vader Goodfella Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Philly Posts: 4,924	Time for a little story. So I took a personal day from work today to do NOTHING. A "mental health day," if you will. So with all of the recent awesome MU releases, random Capt Amer & DoTM finds, I figure why not hit some stores early and see if I get lucky (I work a 9-5, so I'm never in stores before 6pm). My route of four stores (2 Walmarts, 1 Target, 1 TRU) is all mapped out. I walk into the first Walmart around 9:30, say hello to the weirdo they have stationed at the entrance, then I shift myself into high gear and head for toys. As I turn the corner towards the toy section, I see an older woman with a cart full of toy looking cases. I usually don't ask, and have never been there as things (I want) are being unpacked, so I slowly creep by on my way to the good aisle, and notice a Marvel case with the top opened, but couldn't see if it was full or empty. So I go to the MU's and the pegs are way full, so I'm excited... "wtf is this shit! Mordern Thor! Sunfire! FUCKING AIM SOLDIER!?!?!!" As I'm whining to myself the woman that was unpacking goes walking by talking on her walkie talking saying that she's on her way.. she's walking fast.. it must have been huge. So I look around like Bond, James Bond, then sneak over to the cart, but I don't dive right in.. I creep by again.. I don't stop... I give a confused glance down the baby aisle.. not sure why... then I creep back over to the cart and get closer... look over my shoulders then back to the case... I see Spiderwoman... "is she in the kickass new wave?! fuck it.. I'm digging in." So I look in and there's the mother-load... the good shit. I grabbed these fuckers and flew to check out before anyone could see me... I'm so weird. I get to checkout and the woman keeps checking her seat.. yup, she has a seat because she's enormous. "fucking check me out before someone catches me, jabba!" She finally scans my shit.. I swipe my card.. she asks credit or debit like it fucking matters, I'm already past this point on the touchpad,.. boom.. I'm out. Cross off the other three stores, go get a baseball game, go home and relax. Today was a good day. ..Cable is for omega145. Apocalypse is up for trade. __________________ Sales/Trade Thread - Collection Thread Last edited by Optimus Vader; 05-12-2011 at 08:31 AM..