[Jason Abbadon]

Man, that does indeed sucketh the Worldroot.

If it's any consolation, you're the only one this has happened to- I have my Silver Samuari sitting crosslegged right now and it's a wonder of articulatuion and movement.

You got a lemon- you'll find a perfect one when the stars align and the evil of the Giraffe is eclipsed by the light of a cheap Amazon purchase...
Amazon.com: Used and New: Marvel Universe Greatest Battles Action Figure 2Pack Wolverine Silver Samurai
$20 beans with delivery- about what I paid as a preorder from BBTS (if you include their shipping).

Totally worthwhile for the Samuari alone.