[boombatty]

Hmmmmm.....it is sort of like Mad Libs.....let's have some fun!

I have defended you guys for years, but you are pushing it with the __My Little Pony Line____. Last year when I saw _Boobs_ on the ___Strawberry Shortcake____ packaging, I was excited, but then you did not come out with __a Blow Up Doll__ and _Red Bull_. I let that go since you guys might come out with _herpes__. But _my weight__ and _Diabetes_ I thought was a definite, but you guys like always bs your way through answers and your customers ask you and it was no different when you were asked about _extra-martial affairs___ and _Chicken_.

So came the big day in _the long December_, did you deliver? Of course not. You just showed pictures of _Arnold Schwarzenegger in his prime_ and _Fraggle Rock__ figures , even though in _my head_ you guys said there might be some stuff for _dead hooker_ collectors regarding the _Cocaine__ lines.

I wanted to complete a collection, that's all i wanted. It just seems like you are screwing us over, and you know what Swiffer_ is mopping the floor with you. They have both small scale and larger scale for their _imitation penis_ lines and _age_ lines and they are making it work. I hate that I will never get laid in this_ version of the _timeline_, now I just have a(n) _serious online porn habit__ and I want you guys to step it up as you have people of out there who hate you because you disregard _animal__ lovers. I understand that the economy is bad, but you lost business especially mine. I want your word and I want you have my trust but I am losing it fast, I just don't your potential customers to be screwed.

And I hate you and you lie and I am breaking up with you if you don't do what I say and...and....now I am crying! Are you happy? You caused this you bastards!