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Originally Posted by Crazy Jetty

Yeah... the next thing you know, kids'll start going out and skinning racoons and frogs and wearing them like suits, so they can fly and swim.
And all those poor turtles and mushrooms kids'll start stomping!

...cause everyone knows that if they see it in a videogame, kids'll always immidiately run out and start doing exactly what they saw.
After all the people that got their spines ripped out after Mortal Kombat came out, all the people who had blue fireballs shot at them because of Ken and Ryu... and all the dead hookers 8 and ten year olds started slaying thanks to GTA... oh goddess all the dead hookers...
Will we never learn?!? Will we as a society never learn that videogames are evil, and every single thing put into a videogame is an instruction to the nearest ten year old to run out and do it too?

WILL NOBODY THINK OF THE MUSHROOMS?!? WILL NO ONE PROTECT ALL THE INNOCENT MUSHROOMS, STARMEN AND FIREFLOWERS?!?

Congratulations mate!! You just pwned the thread and won the internetz all in one go!! The ripped out spines and blue fireballs made me piss myself laughing!!!