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Ok because I didn't do this the first time when I listed them it is time for the plots of FF 90 &92

FF 90
"The Skrull Takes a Slave"

Writer Stan (the Man) Lee, Artist Jack (King) Kirby, Embellishment Joltin' Joe Sinnott

It starts out a long and stormy night, the people were gathered in the study discussing the body, no wait that is my tv show. Ok for some reason The Mole Man has given a house to the FF and it tried to kill them. They have him tied up in a closet while Ben wanders the house smashing things. Johnny convinces him not to so Ben decides to go brutalize the prisoner until he gives up the secrets. Reed and Sue come and convince him not to and Ben because he is worried something might happen rips off the ropes to hold the villain in his hand. This freakish creatures jumps off of the Things hand and wanders a round for a moment finds a hidden elevator and returns to "Subterania". When Thing asks Reed why he would do that Mr Fantastic replies that it is illegal to park some place and you can go to jail for it but trying to conquer the world is not a crime so he let the freakish creature get away. (Seriously) Ben gets pissed and leaves (who can blame him) so Reed calls Alicia on the viso-phone and tells her to watch for rock head. He and Sue ooo and ahhh over the baby , who has no name yet, and they say cute things back and forth. Then the house rumbles and Johnny, Crystal, Reed and Sue runs outside just in time for the house to be destroyed. Then they head back to the city. In the city the Thing is mobbed by fans when a skrull appears disguised as Reed. It landed on the planet explained how it can shrink items and hide things. Becomes and old man and heads to NYC, there it observes a guy park his sports car, convertible, and then somehow copies the key from a distance takes the mans shape and drives around town. As Reed he gets Ben to follow and they end up at the outskirts of town where the Skrull has disguised his ship as a rock. He changes shape, blasts the Thing and off they go into space.

I swear that is what I read.


Ok FF 92
"Ben Grimm Killer"

Writer Stan Lee, Artist jack Kirby and Embellishment Joe Sinnot

Ok I don't have issue 91 so there is a little bit confusion of what happened but here we go.

Ben Grimm is captured in some kind of space prison. The guards are gangsters from the twenties and thirties. They talk like Edward G. Robinson, see? The go to remove the collar, which looks like stocks, from around the Things neck and he tries to attack them but the "hypno-glow" stuns him. Torgo the robot warrior makes a couple snide comments and the Thing is dragged out to get ready. He does various fights (thought the hypno glow kept him docile?) and gets annoyed suddenly they are afraid and fire a brain blast gun at him. they then put him under a comsic piledriver which can crack apart planets. the Thing ate his wheaties that morning and destroys the machine but they point the blast gun and him and he goes friendly like. Meanwhile Johnny searches the city for Grimm but doesn't find him. For some reason Mr Fantastic has surmised that the Skrulls have captured ole rock head. Not sure how that happened as the clue, if there was one, is in 91. Reed tinkers with the Skrull craft to make it go. One the starnge alien planet that looks like New York did back in the roaring twenties gang bosses make plan to have their slaves fight. Who ever wins can take the territory of the loser (sounds bloodless). So Lippy Louie puts a bomb in Boss Barker's place but it misses its target. The gangs are gathered and the slaves get set up. The Thing says that when the action starts he is going to take off. Torgo tells him that if he doesn't fight the Gang leaders will destroy earth. At this time Reed tells Sue that he, Johnny and Crystal are going in space and She has to stay because little anonymous Richards needs a mommy in case the Genius dies in space. Boo Hoo. As the slaves get to the arena Lippy Louie tells his guys to watch the slaves and if they resist use the sonic disrupter to blow the planet up. What???? Sonic weapons in a vacuum? Maybe they should take a look at a physics book. Sorry for the aside. Primitoid and Cat person fights. Cat person says touch that weapon and die. Primitoid says the weapon is made for him. Since this is a battle to the death I would pick up the weapon anyway just to be safe.

And then it says, the conclussion nest issue. Which I will order next week to share.


But I don't see what part made him a killer like it said. False advertising.


Oh yeah, saw an add for a show called Cattanooga Cats, no really. They have youtube vidoes of it. I wonder what they were taking.