[Optimus Vader]

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Originally Posted by Jason Abbadon

You'd think the Messiah would have better articulation...waist swivel and rocker ankles at least!
And what's with that mullett?!? Next thing you know, he'll have a NASCAR hat and Mountain Dew can...maybe chewing some Skoal.

Well, he does have wheels on the bottom of him for " holy gliding action."

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Originally Posted by proteus

Hahahahaha awesome!! Everytime i think of Jesus,i remember a trailer for a movie called Kung-fu Jesus,the tagline was something like: He's back from the dead,and this time he's kicking ass!!! Hahaha blasphemous as you like,but man a Kung-fu Jesus would be BADASS!!

lol.. "Kicking ass and taking names; justice has a new name... CHRIST!! SUMMER 2012!!"

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Originally Posted by trebleshot

Here's a little historical fact: I am related to a former U.S. President (but not one from this century or the last).

Interesting. Did his name begin with a J? ..that'll slash that list right in half.