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Originally Posted by DogFashionDisco

Let's fucking build a Star Gate. This planet sucks anyway.

Sure, but Kurt Russel and myself get to be the first ones through.

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Originally Posted by Jason Abbadon

I keep telling him to make me a toilet seat...if it was real, it'd be the ultimate in disrespet- just send your dookie zooming to another planet...

Straight on an aliens head, and if they're primitive, they get to think they've angered an all seeing god. BONUS!