[Solrac333]

¡EL CHAPULIN COLORADO IS DEAD! All of Latin America grieves for this tremendous loss. None was hit harder with this news than El Chavo del Ocho. The little orphan boy idolized this great hero. He vowed that when he grew up, he would become the next ChapulÃ*n Colorado.

But with his rough childhood, getting teased by his classmates being told he was poor, smelly, hungry, and had no parents, beaten by Don Ramón, verbally abused by Doña Florinda, kicked out of the vecindad by Señor Barriga, always getting detention by Profesor Jirafales, and cursed by Doña Cleotilde, he grew up with a warped form of justice. No one even bothered to learn his real name, they just kept calling him "El Chavo".

The time had come for revenge. El Chavo is now ChapulÃ*n X. He uses his speed, agility, stealth, and strength to subdue those he deems unworthy. And instead of using the the hammer, paralyzing horn, and shrinking pills like his idol, ChapulÃ*n X uses, knives, guns, and his invincible shield an will use deadly force.

¡No contaban con mi astucia, putos!