[Crazy Jetty]

I live in a rural area, where no one except Hughesnet will offer anything more than dial-up.
And I can't afford the start-up costs for hughesnet.

On top of that, the land line in the area has a very bad background buzz that interfears with the connection.
So internet connection is basically worse than what we had in late ninties. Only now, the net is geared almost exclusively for those who have broadband or higher.
This is one of three websites I can access daily without any trouble. I can't handle my Deviant Art account, I can barily handle my Fur Affinity account (And that takes ages), and I've had to drop every single webcomic I ever used to read.
If it uses Flash, or Javascript, I'm boned. It's also really *really* hurt my ability to get a job since most places only take applications online now, and I can barily do some of them.
Anytime anyone gives me a link over an IM, I have to ask if it's flash, java, quicktime, or anything embedded (Like youtube). All those things kill my connection and end up crashing my computer.