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Originally Posted by olslick

You know why I wish I was rich? I mean Mitt Romney rich. Not so I can afford to pay off these bottom feeding, fuckhead scalpers, who have done nothing at all to deserve a payday and contribute nothing to the culture they constantly exploit... no that's not why.

What I would do is buy up all the pre-sale, midnight showing tickets to the Dark Knight Rises and stand outside the theater, selling the tickets at 2, then maybe 3 times the face value.

I'd do this, just to see how long it takes for the throngs of indignant nerds to round up a bona-fide, torches and pitchforks mob and murder me. I can't imagine it would take very long.

Now I that brings me to my point, when are we gonna tar and feather these motherfuckers?

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Originally Posted by olslick

What blows my mind is people scalping at the actual place one would be to procure these damn things. Like, "Dude, you just bought this for $30, ten feet away. Now you want to sell it to me for $60. How do you manage to walk around with those giant balls you have?"

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Originally Posted by olslick

Tell ya what, I appreciate MU so much, I would easily pay a $40 dollar a year "subscription" fee to have guaranteed access to Hasbro exclusives. Con exclusives and store exclusives. Give me the opportunity to buy one of each of whatever I'm into, and that's money well spent as far as I'm concerned.

Why can't I just skip the middle man? Especially when the middle man is Comic Con (Con is right there in the title) and Wal Mart.

But nooooo. That would be too fair and sensible and profitable.

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Originally Posted by olslick

Sometimes I like to Imagine MU as a pretty lady. And I just wanna take her out, you know? Take her for a real good meal. Treat her real nice like and pay her phone bill.

It's just every once in a while, girl does me wrong. Come home from work real late an she ain't home. And I wonder, "Damn, baby why dontcha treat me right, baby?"

An entertaining read! You might be my new favorite poster. Jason Abbadon previously held that title.

Post moar.