[Boba Fettuccini]

@ Trekking: All started when I got in an accident at work, and an evil clone started growing in the dumpster. He's decided to destroy the world. Or rather I have. We? I dunno. Not sure who is who right now. Either way, we're sick of too much ice in our drink and people using other people. So we'll just take care of the problem at the source.

@Jestermon: Fantastic. I can't wait to have that genetic code patched into my own.