[Dr Kain]

Quote:

Originally Posted by darksword

I read in an interview with Mattel recently that they have no plans to re-issue Fisto, Sorceress & Teela There's no way I'm paying $150 each for any figure.

Meanwhile at the dark castle of Matty HQ:

Scott: Guys, we really need something to get the fans excited and happy. They have been wanting some really hard to get reissues.

Mattel Guy with Twirly Mustache: This is true, sales have been down.

Balding Villain Guy: Well, the fans have been wanting Doomsday, and there is that new Superman movie coming out.

George Bush: Yes, heheheheheh, but that would mean breaking our vowuls.

Mattel Guy with Twirly Mustache: I agree.

Scott: What about just giving them a reissue of Fisto or Sorceress?

All at once: Hahahahahahahaha

Mattel Guy with Twirly Mustache as he wipes a tear from his cheek: That is a nice one.

Balding Villain Guy: I GOT IT!!

Mattel Guy with Twirly Mustache: Well don't keep us in the dark!

Balding Villain Guy: The fans have been wanting a translucent red plastic Hordak, right? It will give us a reason to finally use all of that red plastic we bought from Hydra for $1 per 10 acres.

Scott: Yes, yes I think they have.

Mattel Guy with Twirly Mustache: That is an excellent idea. They'll buy whatever we give them and love it because they have no choice. We decide if the line lives or dies, so they are required to like it without second thought. Quick, call the factory and start that guy in production right now!!!