[kylactus]

So today I went on an epic hunt, I live in the center of the triangle of big cities in Tennessee, Nashville, Knoxville, and Chattanooga, I hit them all. 8 TRUs, 16 WMs, 8 Targets, 5 TJ Maxxes, 5 Rosses, 7 Big lots, 14 Walgreens, a few Krogers and 2 Hastings.... not a SINGLE FREEKIN MU FIGURE!!!! not one! I'm not talking "none I don't have" not "none I'm looking for" not a single freekin one! I've been driving from 6:45 AM to 10:56 PM, consistently exceeding the speed limit, stopping only long enough to search for my crack, and pissing in Gatorade bottles, 185$ in gas, with nothing to show for it except the sound and unquestionable realization that Hasbro has screwed the pooch with this 5POA bullshit. I saw literally every 5POA figure that is on the market, every The Wolverine, IM3, AA, and POS 5POA MU rip off they make, that (in MU standards) would be like finding every figure and variant from the last 4 waves in one day. I believe, with just cause and reason, that I've solved the mystery of why there screwing with what appears to be the only successful format they have... stock boys... who else benefits from shit-caning the only line that actually moves? the damn stock boys!! no MU no sales, no sales no empty shelves, full shelves more time to ogle the cute cashere, or sit out back and smoke. that's gotta be it. its the only logical conclusion! trust me I've had plenty of time to think about it. but I will say everyone had empty pegs for MU, so I'm guessing all those crates you see in the warehouse at the end of Raiders of the lost Ark are in fact full of MU figures. Hasbro, you owe me gas money!