[Chosen]

Obviously, this is an issue that is of great importance to the internet community. This Coca-Cola shortage is undoubtedly a crisis felt far and wide among our constituents and requires immediate action. We cannot stand idly by while the American and Canadian and etc. people are forced to consider alternative sources of cola when they are not prepared to bear the burden of differing and often, frankly speaking, inferior taste. We as an online fandom can not and will not stand for this injustice! It's time for a change, time for a new representative that can stand up to the Coke-mongers and return to us the refreshing cola taste we love and crave. And I wholeheartedly believe that Vangelus is the one and only man for the job. Thank you.