[Boy Blunder]

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Originally Posted by VonPooten

Do yourself a favour and check out the lauded Nextwave, and prepare to meet Dirk Anger, Director of H.A.T.E.

Note: Those are baby chicks that are being pureed and introduced intravenously.

"I'm older'n you. I'm ninety years old. You know how I look so pretty? I take drugs. Special H.A.T.E. drugs. Life-extending drugs. H.A.T.E. has the best drugs. Because H.A.T.E. loves me. And I love H.A.T.E. Every day of my horrible drug-extended terrorist-fighting life.

Every day, I smoke two hundred cigarettes and one hundred cigars and drink a bottle of whiskey and three bottles of wine with dinner. And the dinner is meat. Raw meat. The cook serves me an entire animal and I fight it bare-handed and tear off what I want and eat it and have the rest buried. In New Jersey. For H.A.T.E.!"