[Thor Laserpunch]

whatever the latest Resident Evil is called -- 1000000000/10

A perfect end to this series. Bombastic, riddled with plotholes and a thick smattering of CGI. I can't believe people died making this and that one stunt woman got her face degloved. I mean, that's bad enough, but to have your one tagline in history be that you died during the filming of the last Resident Evil movie is insult to injury.

In all honesty, the RE movies are stupid as hell, but I've seen them all several times because they work as decent thinly-plotted action flicks or maybe just straight up comedy, plus they have gore and monsters. Also, Milla Jovovich is straight badass when she like jumps down a thousand foot hole posed with SMGs akimbo and her leg up, not moving a muscle but just blasting the shit out of everyone below. What an icon. I don't even notice how hilarious shit like that is anymore because these movies have desensitized me to straight-to-video level b-horror crap that actually makes it to theaters, into the mainstream, and somehow miraculously turns a profit at that. Thanks Resident Evil movies.