[Dr Kain]

I had another "nice" experience at another Walmart today. It's a store I've only been to once before, but it wasn't too far, so I figured why the hell not. There's nothing at all on the shelves for Thanos or the bikers, I can't find a single employee in toys. So I go to the isle over and here is my conversation with the sack of shit grandpa employee:

Me - Hi, do you know if someone can help me in toys?

SOSG - If no one is in there, then no.

Me - Okay, can you help me then?

SOSG - I don't work in toys.

Me - I understand that, but I have a question. Since you have a telxon, can I give you the UPC of an item to see if you even have it in stock?

SOSG looks at me, then at his telxon, then back at me, then back to his telxon.

SOSG - My battery is almost dead and I need to finish scanning these.

Me - Ooooooooooooooooooooookay, well can you get someone for me that can help me out?

SOSG - Customer service might be able to help you.

I can not believe how freaking lazy this guy was. All I wanted was for him to either look up the UPC for me or get someone who could help me. How has this piece of worthless shit not been fired yet? He's there to do a fucking job and didn't want to do it and naturally, customer service only had one person working with 9 people in line.