[Boy Blunder]

Thanos might demand silence, but Wade would just reeeeally like you to not spoil his big #2!



Speaking of Thanos and Deadpool...


"THANNY! Oh man, it's been ages! How ya doin', still pulling the 'nice guy' routine for Death?"

"Remove yourself, fool, before I make you wish you could permanently die."


"Awww, don't be like that, Thanny-pack! Come on, we've got that magical love-triangle, romantic rivals thing that all the YA authors love to heap out these days! It's a marketing gold mine! And that's not even getting into the shipfics!"

"I mean, come on, how can the deadliest California Raisin not want a little piece of this, hmmm?"
"I will make you suffer for this indignity--"

"Eh, you're right. Why go for the slashfic audience when hurt/comfort fics are all the rage? MEAN BEAN MACHINE!" *GUNCH*



"Oh, man, the resemblance is uncanny. This is totally like The Parent Trap! The Hayley Mills version. Of Course."