[RKillian]

What's going to be hilarious is when people sign up for $25 per month and then find these are put up for order very slowly (to drag out subscriber fees) at something ridiculous like $35 plus $10 shipping.

"Hello? MattyCollector? Hi, it's DCC. We're trying to one-up what a fuckup you've been with DC figures. Yes, yes, endless delays and cancellations have given us quite the boost. Still, something's missing. Any suggestions? What's that you say? A subscription service..."