[WVMARVEL]

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Originally Posted by WVMARVEL

WHHHYYYYYYY??????!!!!! Why so many awesome Legends and no corresponding 3.75"? MCU Legends out the ying yang. I need an MCU Pepper, Wasp, Yellow Jacket. My Spiderverse shelf just cries when I see the 5" Spider-Man figures. What is the point of that scale? Is it just to mess with us? They don't fit with anything. You can't interplay with any other figures. "lets make the Spider-Man figures 4"" "No, those guys complain too much and want everything in that scale. Instead lets make it 5" and give them some articulation. That will show those 4" collectors who is boss."

Are those cameras in the toy isle in Walmart that are supposed to stop shoplifting really Hasbro watching me on my knees weeping like a weirdo in the middle of the isle? I have money. Its real. I will give it to you Hasbro. I want to give it to you. All you have to do is make these 4" figures. That's all. Don't you want my money? I didn't get it from selling drugs or myself. Its all legit. Just take it. No, you don't want it? Not even some of it. WHY NOT??!!

Now Hasbro Toy Shop is sending me emails about free shipping on stuff showcased at SDCC! F' you Hasbro for taunting me. No Hasbro, I don't mean it. I love you, I do. Don't leave me, where will I go? What will I do with my money? Buy grown-up stuff? That's boring. I need you. I am nothing without you.