[ludovicotek]

My mail lady hardly ever takes the mail from my mail box. She'll just open it up, cram in all the mail and move along. Doesn't even look to see if there's anything going out. I've confronted her multiple times about it and every time she says that she was on vacation that day, or she was on another route and it wasn't her that delivered to me that day. One time I told her I thought that she had the best job on the planet; one where she could take all the vacation days she wanted. She didn't appreciate that comment. Oh well.

There was also one time when I went to the post office to mail some packages. I grabbed some mailing labels but all the pens were gone so I couldn't fill the labels out until I got up to the counter. When I finally get up there I ask to borrow a pen and the lady behind the counter starts giving me the nastiest attitude, like I just insulted her children or something. She starts mumbling under her breath so I ask her if there's a problem with me asking to use a pen. She tells me that everyone had been asking to borrow a pen and she was getting sick of it. WTF??!!! She then says I can't mail my packages because the labels aren't filled in. Yeah, bitch. That's why I need to borrow a pen!!!!! When I was all done I literally apologized for causing her such trouble and promised to always carry a pen on me. I lied. If I ever see her again I'm so going to ask for a pen again.