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Dolemite · 03-19-2020, 07:01 AM

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Originally Posted by Black Arbor

Anyone else see the New Warriors (2020)? With such BRILLIANT names as:

Screentime! A meme-obsessed teen exposed to an "experimental internet gas"!

Trailblazer! An obese kid with a pocket dimension backpack!

SafeSpace! 'Cause they make big pink forcefields, get it?? And they're the twin sibling of Snowflake!

B-Negative! An edgy faux-hawk version of Morbius!

Snowflake! They throw snowflake shaped shuriken, so like a crappier Iceman! Also are creepily close to their twin sibling SafeSpace, like "Ultimate Pietro and Wanda" close...

Seriously Marvel, you did good with diversity with Ms. Marvel! I love Kamala! Why are you pooping the bed now??

Kamala is a wonderful character, and I can't wait for her Disney Plus series. But this New Warriors stuff. You...you can't be serious. SafeSpace? Snowflake? No. Just...no.

*Goes to Google*

NO. It's TRUE. All of it. TRUE. Holy shit, NO.

Seriously, I've never seen anything so fucking lame in my life. Marvel, not only does this prove that all the good superhero names are taken, but also it's not a great idea to tailor your heroes to the super-progressive Twitter crowd, which are absolutely NOT the people who EVER buy comic books. The SJW's won't care about being pandered to like this and comic book fans will be completely turned off. I predict New Warriors will be cancelled before it hits issue #10. Hell, issue #5.

Full disclosure: I'm NOT conservative or right-leaning. I'm actually liberal in my views (although I feel there's a big difference between "liberal" and "far left"). But even I think this is the lamest bullshit I've ever seen. Ugh.

Sorry, not wanting to start a political discussion in our toy thread. Carry on.

P.S. Sorry, I had to post the YouTube trailer for the New Warriors comics. 1.9K likes compared to 45K lislikes, lol. And the writer is exactly the sort of guy you'd expect to pen a comic like this. He even says that the original New Warriors comic was "too cool" for him and that he was "intimidated" by characters like Night Trasher. IT'S HILARIOUS.

03-19-2020, 07:01 AM	#60305
Dolemite Join Date: Nov 2014 Posts: 4,016	Quote: Originally Posted by Black Arbor Anyone else see the New Warriors (2020)? With such BRILLIANT names as: Screentime! A meme-obsessed teen exposed to an "experimental internet gas"! Trailblazer! An obese kid with a pocket dimension backpack! SafeSpace! 'Cause they make big pink forcefields, get it?? And they're the twin sibling of Snowflake! B-Negative! An edgy faux-hawk version of Morbius! Snowflake! They throw snowflake shaped shuriken, so like a crappier Iceman! Also are creepily close to their twin sibling SafeSpace, like "Ultimate Pietro and Wanda" close... Seriously Marvel, you did good with diversity with Ms. Marvel! I love Kamala! Why are you pooping the bed now?? Kamala is a wonderful character, and I can't wait for her Disney Plus series. But this New Warriors stuff. You...you can't be serious. SafeSpace? Snowflake? No. Just...no. Goes to Google NO. It's TRUE. All of it. TRUE. Holy shit, NO. Seriously, I've never seen anything so fucking lame in my life. Marvel, not only does this prove that all the good superhero names are taken, but also it's not a great idea to tailor your heroes to the super-progressive Twitter crowd, which are absolutely NOT the people who EVER buy comic books. The SJW's won't care about being pandered to like this and comic book fans will be completely turned off. I predict New Warriors will be cancelled before it hits issue #10. Hell, issue #5. Full disclosure: I'm NOT conservative or right-leaning. I'm actually liberal in my views (although I feel there's a big difference between "liberal" and "far left"). But even I think this is the lamest bullshit I've ever seen. Ugh. Sorry, not wanting to start a political discussion in our toy thread. Carry on. P.S. Sorry, I had to post the YouTube trailer for the New Warriors comics. 1.9K likes compared to 45K lislikes, lol. And the writer is exactly the sort of guy you'd expect to pen a comic like this. He even says that the original New Warriors comic was "too cool" for him and that he was "intimidated" by characters like Night Trasher. IT'S HILARIOUS. Last edited by Dolemite; 03-19-2020 at 07:46 AM..