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Originally Posted by Black Arbor

Anyone else see the New Warriors (2020)? With such BRILLIANT names as:

Screentime! A meme-obsessed teen exposed to an "experimental internet gas"!

Trailblazer! An obese kid with a pocket dimension backpack!

SafeSpace! 'Cause they make big pink forcefields, get it?? And they're the twin sibling of Snowflake!

B-Negative! An edgy faux-hawk version of Morbius!

Snowflake! They throw snowflake shaped shuriken, so like a crappier Iceman! Also are creepily close to their twin sibling SafeSpace, like "Ultimate Pietro and Wanda" close...

Seriously Marvel, you did good with diversity with Ms. Marvel! I love Kamala! Why are you pooping the bed now??

Wow.

I really thought you were being a troll and making fun of the characters by giving them stupid names. I apologize for jumping to that conclusion. The actual characters are even worse than your brief description and those are the real names.

This stuff is worse than all that "cool" rap that they were doing in the 90's to try to reach kids. Last time I checked, kids hate this kind of stuff.

Is Marvel trolling people? This can't be real, can it?