[Thor Laserpunch]

Hey, I consider myself a student of human culture, but I look out on a sea of primates walking around with their heads up their smartphone's ass with no awareness, blissfully ignorant of anything that doesn't impact them significantly and in the present or immediate future. And many of them are stupid on top of that. And a few of them are batshit crazy on top of that. I find peoples' motivations fascinating, but I don't need to grab the "The End is Nigh" sign guy on my street so I can listen to his story over a cup of joe. Most stories turn out pretty much as you expect, and some folks just have a plain ol' shitty way of telling them.