[Boogieman4hire]

I really need to watch the Eternals movie, not because I'm excited for it, but because I feel like the trailer didn't do much for me and that's the only way to know for sure whether it's actually good or a steaming hunk of crap. Going in so far there's only two things I care about from what I saw in the teaser. Salma Hayek because I'm always down for Satanico Pandemonium and Kit Harrington. I hope those Black Knight rumors are true. Other then that everything else was merely okay. Though one thing did really bug me. That whole line about helping humanity throughout time or something. Like they better not come out in the movie with some BS about them being responsible for the creation of Machu Picchu, Mesopotamia,the Giza pyramids or something else in that sense. When I was younger I always liked entertaining the idea that aliens came and helped build our ancient wonders, but honestly after taking anthropology and history classes I find it kind of insulting. It really does discredit people from the past and their brilliance in developing their civilizations just because we can't work out how they did it. Also pretty pretty racist. So unless they're doing an Atlantis thing, don't go there.