Integration

TheBlueMarvel · 07-14-2021, 05:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Thor Laserpunch

Father Dowling didn’t need a swanky sports car or a sexy bald head or a spinoff series with Abe Vigoda because he has Catholic powers, which I imagine is something like the power cosmic. Feel free to shoehorn in some pedophilia jokes.

I always hated Dragnet because Joe Friday is the biggest square ever and the cases never have any gravitas—like someone defrauded an old lady for $40 or stole some milk off the stoop or whatever. The 1987 Aykroyd/Hanks film will forever live in glory though.

Meh, I only mentioned Barnaby because I liked his name as a kid. The show rated about as highly as Quincy as far as my level of interest was concerned. And Tom Bosley was dead to me after Happy Days ended, but as far as all those other shows mentioned goes...all that stuff was milksop suburbanite hot garbage...

Growing up, my household had an appreciation for the grittier crime dramas like Hill Street and, my personal syndicated pleasure, Baretta. Only real men, and real 'private dicks' can rock a sidekick Cockatoo while bustin' crime in the mean streets. Despite Sammy Davis Jr.'s typical Vegas-style leanings, even the theme song was on point:

Sammy dug deep on that one! Quiet as kept; it may have even been allegorical of how he got that jacked up glass eye...

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Originally Posted by Thor Laserpunch

I have noticed over the years that collecting, reasoning, and impulse control do not mix well. But at least you pronounce “robutt” correctly

No impulse involved there, just straight poor decision making. I've decided what's the point in saving money now that my vote soon won't count and I'll no longer reside in a democracy. I may as well get the things I want while I can because in the near future a small army of septuagenarian kleptocrats will rule with an iron fist taking everyone's money and funneling it to themselves, while throwing us all in labor camps and feeding us our dead-parents like so much Soylent Green.

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Originally Posted by Thor Laserpunch

No trouble at all, my good man. Your donation is helping to keep an impoverished child high. Enjoy!

You win. You just might be the MOST offensive here.

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TheBlueMarvel MarvelLegends/DCUniverse Join Date: Feb 2013 Location: On the metaphysical plane of celestial BOOM BAP! Posts: 6,019	Quote: Originally Posted by Thor Laserpunch Father Dowling didn’t need a swanky sports car or a sexy bald head or a spinoff series with Abe Vigoda because he has Catholic powers, which I imagine is something like the power cosmic. Feel free to shoehorn in some pedophilia jokes. I always hated Dragnet because Joe Friday is the biggest square ever and the cases never have any gravitas—like someone defrauded an old lady for $40 or stole some milk off the stoop or whatever. The 1987 Aykroyd/Hanks film will forever live in glory though. Meh, I only mentioned Barnaby because I liked his name as a kid. The show rated about as highly as Quincy as far as my level of interest was concerned. And Tom Bosley was dead to me after Happy Days ended, but as far as all those other shows mentioned goes...all that stuff was milksop suburbanite hot garbage... Growing up, my household had an appreciation for the grittier crime dramas like Hill Street and, my personal syndicated pleasure, Baretta. Only real men, and real 'private dicks' can rock a sidekick Cockatoo while bustin' crime in the mean streets. Despite Sammy Davis Jr.'s typical Vegas-style leanings, even the theme song was on point: Sammy dug deep on that one! Quiet as kept; it may have even been allegorical of how he got that jacked up glass eye... Quote: Originally Posted by Thor Laserpunch I have noticed over the years that collecting, reasoning, and impulse control do not mix well. But at least you pronounce “robutt” correctly No impulse involved there, just straight poor decision making. I've decided what's the point in saving money now that my vote soon won't count and I'll no longer reside in a democracy. I may as well get the things I want while I can because in the near future a small army of septuagenarian kleptocrats will rule with an iron fist taking everyone's money and funneling it to themselves, while throwing us all in labor camps and feeding us our dead-parents like so much Soylent Green. Quote: Originally Posted by Thor Laserpunch No trouble at all, my good man. Your donation is helping to keep an impoverished child high. Enjoy! You win. You just might be the MOST offensive here. Last edited by TheBlueMarvel; 07-14-2021 at 05:34 PM..