[Thor Laserpunch]

It would be so Hasbroey to make super delectable lust-afterable heralds like Air-Walker, Nova, & Firelord available only to those that plonk down 5 hunnit beans for a toy that is so huge it has the ability to end relationships because it has to go in the family room where it’s a constant reminder to your significant other that you prefer living in a fantasy world. And if that happens to you, listen—FUCK ‘EM. You’re better off alone than with someone who’s gonna be a petty tart cuzza your youthful exuberance. What was my point? Oh yeah, congratulations Hasbro. You win.

While I was typing out all that nonsense, I got this great idea to make a Galactus cat condo. So now I guess I’ll just go have a look on etsy and see if anyone’s already done that.