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Originally Posted by En Sabah Nerd

Man, Goro doesn't get any respect in either movie. This four armed dragon guy was the ultimate quarter draining, pain-in-the-ass boss in '92 but both movies do him dirty. The '95 version did a decent job hyping him up as the long-running champion who is really proficient at throwing people down on the rock floor and entering fights with big wrestler energy but then he doesn't actually do anything. Even when he beats Johnny's pal he mostly just stands there and kind of flails his arms when he needs to punch. I know, technological limitations of the time and what not, that the suit was very limiting but to then just be like "okay Johnny punches him in the groin once and then he slips off a cliff and dies, the end" doesn't give off boss fight vibes.

Well he took a direct shot to the scrotum which is REALLY painful, and technically Goro was kicked off a cliff by Cage... and then lost his grip. This after doing a total boss fight move of crushing Cage’s $500 glasses. Holy crap I just corrected En Sabah Nerd now I’m kinda scared what kinda technicality you guys are gonna get me on lol


I hope we get a Goro from this line!