[jimster2010]

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Originally Posted by Crazy Jetty

Dear Sir,
Dispite the fact that people, from die hard fans to small children who need to complete their world of Superhero actionfigures, have been begging for Bruce Wayne and Alfred, and Clark Kent and Lois Lane figures without a changing costume gimmick for, well, decades, we have decided once again to fall into the trope of believing that such figures would not be wanted by anyone at all, ever, and thus have cancelled all plans. Not even limited release store exclusive two-packs. We have also passed your concern on to our friends at Hasbro, and you will not have to worry about ever having to purchase a Peter Parker, Mary-Jane, or CEO Attire Tony Stark ever again.
After all... superheroes don't need to save anyone in order to be super, nor do they have lives beyond being super.

Thank you for your continued patronage.
~Mattel.

Wait a minute Crazy Jetty is actually the Toy Guru? That almost sounds like it could be the real deal. The only thing missing was the "We can't comment on any unproduced or unreleased figures at this time." schtick. THAT WAS HILLARIOUS. I do remember that my civilian/secret identities wave question got answered by Matty a few months back and basically the answer was it's something they've been looking into for a long time. O.K. so when is it happening? They have a scuplt for Clark Kent from DCSH and they have a head sculpt for Bruce Wayne. How difficult can it be to retool a Joker into an Alfred?