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Originally Posted by Dolemite

There was always something disturbingly phallic about that sword. Lion-O would hold it over his head whenever he got excited, and as his voice got louder and louder it would grow longer and longer and more powerful...

Well to be fair it was usually when he thought he was gonna get the snot kicked out of him and needed assistance from his mates. But aye there was a whole thing about him being a young kid forced to grow up suddenly into an adult body and having to accept responsibility of being the leader and such. I don't think getting excited and having something phallic increase in length is the usual reaction to the threat of a butt kicking and I don't think you'd then want your mates come help out either. Or maybe he's in that, I don't know lol

I'm still amazed they got away having them all naked in the first episode. Even the kids. But aye if I was like 12 and woke up to the sight of Cheetara's boobs I'd grow up pretty damn quick too lol