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Originally Posted by astig

STAN LEE, UNCLE BEN, & AUNT MAY. yes! all with sorts of projectile weapons and armors!

I would buy Stan Lee with armor and projectile weapons. I would buy multiple copies and give them to my children so I could watch Stan Lee shoot spring loaded missiles at AT-ATs and Cobra jets. I would start a web site called "Stan Lee w/ Projectile weapons is AWESOME" and I would book myself on talk shows wearing an obviously fake mustache, and I would tell people how this action figure changed my life. Oprah would nod skeptically but politely.

I would show up at conventions and trade shows dressed in my custom Stan Lee armor and I would shoot nerf darts out of my wrist and become an Internet Meme, descending into poverty and obscurity as quickly as I arrived on the scene but maybe getting a cameo on Tosh.0 before my 15 seconds was up.

When I died, ten years later, in a two room house dedicated to Stan Lee, with a bin in the living room full of all the loose and discounted Stan Lee toys I could find, I would have my ashes mixed with plastic and molded into a thousand sets of custom exclusive "mourning" armor for Stan Lee to be handed out at the next year's ComicCon.

It's probably best that they don't make a Stan Lee with armor and projectiles, because I think it would ruin my life.