[Krydion]

It's funny what used to pass for badass. The writers were probably like "What can we have Sly do that makes him look badass, so badass he doesn't even have time or interest in feeding himself properly? I got it, let's have him not even bother to heat up his leftovers. And using a scissors will make him even more badass."

Maybe I should try and increase my badassery level by doing the same, but I really don't want to have to clean off my scissors from cheese and sauce afterwards.