Smell like a Hero with Marvel Cologne

behindthemask · 01-21-2012, 11:19 PM

wow, Marvel is pushing the limits of what they can brand and Cologne is now 1 of them.

Avengers set
Assembled The Avengers Cologne Set - Marvel Comic Products Posters & Other

Loki- Mischief , actually a pretty cool bottle especially with the green liquid
Loki Mischief Cologne For Men - Marvel Comic Products Posters & Other

and last but not least, Nick Fury
Nick Fury Infantry Formula Cologne For Men - Marvel Comic Products Posters & Other

Jason Abbadon · 01-21-2012, 11:46 PM

Pretty bad, but nothing beats the KISS casket for whoring out the merchandise.

Nick's Infinity Formula colone smells like 70 year old WWII ball sweat- the sweat of VICTORY!

The Avengers scent is that of eight heroes in spandex crammed into a Quinjet.

wolverine2281 · 01-21-2012, 11:54 PM

WTF. no wolvie?

Jason Abbadon · 01-22-2012, 12:03 AM

Smell like a short hairy Canadian!

Pass. Seriously.

Bad enough I have to drive with their damn tourists without having to smell them too...

wolverine2281 · 01-22-2012, 12:04 AM

I was waiting for something like that

Jason Abbadon · 01-22-2012, 12:08 AM

I like Canadians...but the ones from Quebec CAN. NOT. DRIVE.

iLegends73 · 01-22-2012, 12:12 AM

i might buy the nick fury one. if you think about it its a double win. either smell like sam jackson, or david haselhoff lol

DogFashionDisco · 01-22-2012, 12:14 AM

This honestly bothers me, they'll probably sell it right next to the Justin Bieber perfume. *bark*

Jason Abbadon · 01-22-2012, 12:19 AM

Cyclops body spray: "To keep your cyclops smelling good..."

DogFashionDisco · 01-22-2012, 12:27 AM

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Originally Posted by Jason Abbadon

Cyclops body spray: "To keep your cyclops smelling good..."

I just realized I said "bark" instead of "barf". WTF?

iLegends73 · 01-22-2012, 12:29 AM

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Originally Posted by DogFashionDisco

I just realized I said "bark" instead of "barf". WTF?

lmfao yea i saw that one

behindthemask · 01-22-2012, 12:48 AM

lol funny, glad this thread could bring some amusement.

Jason Abbadon · 01-22-2012, 12:52 AM

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Originally Posted by DogFashionDisco

I just realized I said "bark" instead of "barf". WTF?

It's okay man...you can bark at Justin Bieber if you want. we're pretty open minded here at Toyark.
Get your freak on, man.

DogFashionDisco · 01-22-2012, 01:17 AM

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Originally Posted by Jason Abbadon

It's okay man...you can bark at Justin Bieber if you want. we're pretty open minded here at Toyark.
Get your freak on, man.

Sweet, maybe I will, haha.

trebleshot · 01-22-2012, 06:38 PM

Might try Mischief if I happen to come across any at retail.

I'm always up for a little Mischief.

bball831 · 02-22-2012, 06:48 PM

Yeah, Mischief is the only one that makes sense.

Greenskar · 02-22-2012, 07:56 PM

I think I'm going to get the avengers cologne set. I'll make it trendy I swear! Lol

DogFashionDisco · 02-22-2012, 09:14 PM

Justin Bieber barked at me today. No, really, he did.

hrothgars · 02-22-2012, 09:36 PM

Captain America smells like apple pie, Iron Man has that new car smell, and Thor smells like pancakes. I want to smell like The Hulk. B*tches love The Hulk.

hrothgars · 02-22-2012, 09:41 PM

The Avengers boxes look like they could be condoms, which makes the tag lines slightly funnier.

CLASSIFIED · 02-23-2012, 11:45 AM

I saved this turkey's ass the other day, then bottled it. Now, before a big date, I sprinkle a little on in order to smell like a hero.

It really makes the panties drop.

FancyPants · 02-23-2012, 12:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Jason Abbadon

Cyclops body spray: "To keep your cyclops smelling good..."

my cyclops is a bit touchy when it comes to person odor. He tried to bash me with a club last time I mentioned a shower

solo0525 · 02-23-2012, 01:47 PM

Holy Smokes !! Wish I could smell a sample lol .. to bad toyfare mag is gone .. maybe they would of had smelling samples there

Optimus Vader · 02-23-2012, 01:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Jason Abbadon

Smell like a short hairy Canadian!

Pass. Seriously.

Bad enough I have to drive with their damn tourists without having to smell them too...

lololol

I never knew Canadians had a rep for smelling bad.

brains · 02-24-2012, 06:38 AM

i want to smell like spidey

01-21-2012, 11:19 PM	#1
behindthemask Repulsars ready to kill Join Date: May 2010 Location: Charlottetown,P.E.I. Canada Posts: 4,825	wow, Marvel is pushing the limits of what they can brand and Cologne is now 1 of them. Avengers set Assembled The Avengers Cologne Set - Marvel Comic Products Posters & Other Loki- Mischief , actually a pretty cool bottle especially with the green liquid Loki Mischief Cologne For Men - Marvel Comic Products Posters & Other and last but not least, Nick Fury Nick Fury Infantry Formula Cologne For Men - Marvel Comic Products Posters & Other __________________

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Jason Abbadon Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: Fort Lauderdale, Florida Posts: 5,490	Pretty bad, but nothing beats the KISS casket for whoring out the merchandise. Nick's Infinity Formula colone smells like 70 year old WWII ball sweat- the sweat of VICTORY! The Avengers scent is that of eight heroes in spandex crammed into a Quinjet. Last edited by Jason Abbadon; 01-21-2012 at 11:49 PM..

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