[DogFashionDisco]

My buddy Matt and I were checking out figures at a local Kohls, when we found the most ridiculous action figure I have ever seen. Basically we found another figure from the same series, and we read the back of its packaging and noticed that there was a similar figure named Don "Donkey Punch" Kong. Now anyone with a search engine can find out what donkey punch means, so we dug around a bit to see if they had one, and sure enough I am now the proud owner of the worst action figure with the best name I have ever seen.

[DogFashionDisco]

Oh, I forgot to mention that this figure is 3.75" and his mustache was accidentally painted over his lips. Epic.

[trebleshot]

That's hilarious that no one thought to look it up before releasing the figure. Or that Kohl's would even carry it.

Is this based on an actual person or is it a fantasy-based toy line? Anybody heard of Mr. Kong here?

[Talisman]

We have found Toyark's Bolo.

[neatogecko]

Reporter - "Mr. Kong, after finishing your opponent with your signature "Donkey Punch" (floats like a Camel, punches like a Donkey), how did you feel?"

Mr. Kong - "Mmmmffpfmm" (because his mustache is in his mouth...get it...)

[omega145]

That's awesome, I need one! I can either keep that with my UFC/MMA small collection or have him donkey punching MU Jean Gray.

[trebleshot]

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Originally Posted by omega145

That's awesome, I need one! I can either keep that with my UFC/MMA small collection or have him donkey punching MU Jean Gray.

Aw, it's not Jean's fault - she was sculpted that way.

[DogFashionDisco]

I doubt you'll find one of these out there, it looked like it had been buried under other derelict toys for quite a while. That said, it is worth having just for the fact that it was an actual retail item.