Don "Donkey Punch" Kong figure
 

My buddy Matt and I were checking out figures at a local Kohls, when we found the most ridiculous action figure I have ever seen. Basically we found another figure from the same series, and we read the back of its packaging and noticed that there was a similar figure named Don "Donkey Punch" Kong. Now anyone with a search engine can find out what donkey punch means, so we dug around a bit to see if they had one, and sure enough I am now the proud owner of the worst action figure with the best name I have ever seen.

http://dl.dropbox.com/u/17857818/DSCI1003.JPG

Oh, I forgot to mention that this figure is 3.75" and his mustache was accidentally painted over his lips. Epic.

That's hilarious that no one thought to look it up before releasing the figure. Or that Kohl's would even carry it.

Is this based on an actual person or is it a fantasy-based toy line? Anybody heard of Mr. Kong here?

We have found Toyark's Bolo.

Reporter - "Mr. Kong, after finishing your opponent with your signature "Donkey Punch" (floats like a Camel, punches like a Donkey), how did you feel?"

Mr. Kong - "Mmmmffpfmm" (because his mustache is in his mouth...get it...)

That's awesome, I need one! I can either keep that with my UFC/MMA small collection or have him donkey punching MU Jean Gray.

Aw, it's not Jean's fault - she was sculpted that way.

I doubt you'll find one of these out there, it looked like it had been buried under other derelict toys for quite a while. That said, it is worth having just for the fact that it was an actual retail item.