Destroy the World Incorporated
 

We are fed up with the world and all its injustices.
We are fed up with humanity's abuse of power.
We are fed up with too much ice in our drink.
We are fed up with the neighbor not mowing their lawn.
We are fed up with scalpers at SDCC.

The time has come to destroy it all and start again.

Brothers, sister, band with me and together we can restore a rightful, natural order. When the constructs of this age have been reduced to ashes, we will rise like a phoenix to rebuild and restructure the world to what it should be!

I'm currently seeking ninjas, bodyguards, mad scientists and a pilot for my private submarine. Also, a good tailor. Any good Bond villain needs snappy suits and I only have a couple.

where do I send my resume?

Send your resume via PM and like the FB page to stay in the loop :P

Thank God I look cute because I don't meet any other qualifications

Good. As we all know, Bond villains always have an array of beautiful people around them at all times.

How did this all get started and what happens if you join?

I'm 6''8' and can get things off of tall shelves.

Will give dna to genetic engineers for super soldiers.

@ Trekking: All started when I got in an accident at work, and an evil clone started growing in the dumpster. He's decided to destroy the world. Or rather I have. We? I dunno. Not sure who is who right now. Either way, we're sick of too much ice in our drink and people using other people. So we'll just take care of the problem at the source.

@Jestermon: Fantastic. I can't wait to have that genetic code patched into my own.

Yes, too much ice waters down the drink!! Or I hate it when they forget to put a paper napkin in the bag! But is destroying everything the answer to this?

And any chance you need a weapons manufacturer?

Governments of the world really need to enforce the "battle royale" act,i think the japanese were actually on to something there :)

I wonder if this is how Adam DeCobray got started after he quit shilling cars.

Oh, well. Have fun storming the castle! Hope you get done before December 21st!